You are Assyrian If....

[atoraya62]

You are Assyrian if..

1. You are divorced and your ex-wife still goes shopping with your sister. :clap:

2. You think all the sports are "fixed" by Vegas.


you have one ...lets hear it.

 

[the_dave]

You are Assyrian when your mum makes food for 10 people even if you only are 4 in the family, forcing you to eat the rest of the 6 portions.

 

[atoraya62]

Your mom saves the best China dishes for "special guests" that I still haven't seen lol..

 

[atoraya62]

You are so right lol

 

[atoraya62]

You are Assyrian if you think that everything bad that happens in the world is because of "Hoodayeh"

 

[atoraya62]

when you say: ahoooooooo

 

[atoraya62]

your moms favorite weapon is slipper Cheqalaaaa

 

[kulan-suryoye]

Your mom saves the best China dishes for "special guests" that I still haven't seen lol..

Hahahaha that one was good

 

[mrzurnaci]

you know your assyrian when you talk with your hands.

 

[Assyrian4ever]

You know your assyrian when u have family or relatives over and when its time to leave they hang out by the door for another half and hour then they move outside and take another half an hour.

 

[atoraya62]

when you find Dolma in a container that says yogurt 

 

[mrzurnaci]

you know you are assyrian when u have at least ONE thing that has the assyrian flag on it.

 

[atoraya62]

Your parents swear with words that affects themselves.. Like KALBA BRONET KALBE. KHMARTA BRATET KHMARE...

 

[mrzurnaci]

i got one better, u know ur assyrian if your family looks similar or exactly like this......

 

[atoraya62]

when your parents birthday is at 1 july

 

[atoraya62]

You know you are screwed.

 

[Cascade]

^Some good ones...!

*You know you're Assyrian when you don't mind littering (that's a bad one I know, but some do this)
*When you HAVE to eat rice and stew, even at breakfast
*When you b!tch about the people you are very close to
*When you say you're a Christian by name and in fact don't even adhere to the religion that much
*Only go to church in special occasions (christmas, easter, weddings, christenings, etc)

 

[Asshur]

You know you are Assyrian if you get hit with a slipper