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World's Ugliest Footballers

Knight

Active member
Check these out.....some of them aren't so bad!


http://www.news.com.au/pictures/gallery-e6frflv9-1225884293936


Wayne Rooney's ears stick out from his moon face, making him look unfortunately like Shrek. He was just named ugliest soccer player in the world according to 33 per cent of 2500 women polled by www.thepeoplesclub.com. But he's a reliable goal scorer, which makes him a fan favourite.



Things are looking a little bit hairy for Spain in the 2010 World Cup, and Carles Puyol (right) isn't the only reason.



Argentina's Carlos Tevez has a slightly Neanderthal look with greasy locks, a widow's peak and a monobrow. Enough said!



South Korea's goalkeeper Lee Woon-Jae is nicknamed "Spider Hands" for his skills in the net. But those hands got him in trouble in 2007, when Woon-Jae and three of his team-mates started messing around with prostitutes on the eve of the country's Asian Cup match.



Peter Crouch is the tallest England player at over 2m, making for one awkward and gangly footballer. And he knows it. In an interview, when asked what he would be if he weren't a soccer player, Crouch replied "A virgin."



Only one month ago, Marcus Tulio Tanaka (middle) spat the dummy on the field. He got frustrated with the referee and marched around with his shirt on his head. This performance led one website to select him for the No.1 "tantrum of the week." Sexy. Not.



North Korea's Jong Tae-Se didn't look so hot as he burst into tears before the Brazil-North Korea match. But the emotion seems genuine: Born in Japan to South Korean parents, Tae-Se traded his South Korean citizenship for a North Korean passport just so that he could play for Kim Jong-il's team. Sure.




Sotirios Kyrygiakos, 31, is one of many players who need a good haircut. That scraggly ponytail look is a real turnoff - especially on a guy who already has a receding hairline.



Before the start of the tournament, Argentina coach Diego Maradona promised to run naked through the centre of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the 2010 World Cup. We'd prefer he kept his pants on.



Yes, he has a scar as the result of an accident when he was two. But that's not the only reason why Ribery, one of France's stars, makes the list. He has appalling teeth, French arrogance, and was recently accused of hiring an underage prostitute.

 

Jones

New member
AssyrianDrummer said:
Ribery should win that cause hes French.. they dont know the meaning of clean and presentable  :shades:
Which is ironic as French people are supposed to be suave and well-dressed...media propaganda!!!  :giggle:
 

AssyrianDrummer

New member
Jones said:
Which is ironic as French people are supposed to be suave and well-dressed...media propaganda!!!  :giggle:
I dont think ive ever met a friendly... clean French man... even the looks they give you are dirty!!

I heard the ultimate insult in France is to call someone an Arab because they believe they are the dirtiest type of people.... *sighs* when will they learn  :shades:
 

Jones

New member
AssyrianDrummer said:
I dont think ive ever met a friendly... clean French man... even the looks they give you are dirty!!

I heard the ultimate insult in France is to call someone an Arab because they believe they are the dirtiest type of people.... *sighs* when will they learn  :shades:
Dude, what's with the sigh? Do you consider yourself Arab? I don't understand how people who are born in Western countries and are Assyrian by heritage still agree to be called Arabs...It is beyond me....  :blink:
 

AssyrianDrummer

New member
Jones said:
Dude, what's with the sigh? Do you consider yourself Arab? I don't understand how people who are born in Western countries and are Assyrian by heritage still agree to be called Arabs...It is beyond me....  :blink:
i dont call myself an arab. but i disagree with them being considered the dirtiest.. its the French...  I have a few arab friends so i dont show any hatred towards them or their background  :)

but yeah i dont call myself an arab! im 100% Assyrian!!! ... well... technically 50%  :shades:
 

Jones

New member
AssyrianDrummer said:
i dont call myself an arab. but i disagree with them being considered the dirtiest.. its the French...  I have a few arab friends so i dont show any hatred towards them or their background  :)

but yeah i dont call myself an arab! im 100% Assyrian!!! ... well... technically 50%   :shades:
lol.

No, I would never have hatred towards them. We have family friends that are Palestinian that are more like family than some of my own family...if that makes sense... :giggle:
 

AssyrianDrummer

New member
Jones said:
lol.

No I would never show hatred towards them. We have family friends that are more like family than some of my own family that are Palestinian...if that make's sense... :giggle:
yup i understand  :)

but i cant wait to go to France... and its not gonna be for the people  :giggle:
 
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