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    school is starting ufffff

    so what classes are you guys taking?
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    british soldiers beating up Iraqi kids

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12718423
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    Pizza Without the Red Sauce

    INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons butter, melted 1 tablespoon olive oil 3 tablespoons minced garlic 2 tablespoons sun-dried tomato pesto 1 teaspoon dried basil leaves 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1 tablespoon grated Parmesan cheese 1 unbaked pizza crust 1 tomato, sliced 1 bunch fresh spinach, torn...
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    Lemon-Rosemary Chicken

    1 Oven bag (large size 14 x 20-inch) 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1 medium onion, cut in half and sliced 1 (16-ounce) package frozen stir-fry vegetable medley 1 tablespoon chopped fresh or dried rosemary, divided 2 teaspoons lemon pepper, divided 1/2 teaspoon salt, divided 4 boneless, skinless...
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    Chicken Pizza

    2 whole broiler-fryer chicken breasts, halved, boned, skinned, cut in to 1-inch pieces 1 package (8 rolls) refrigerated crescent rolls 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 large onion, sliced into thin rings 1 large green pepper, seeded, cut into thin rings 1/2 pound fresh mushrooms, sliced 1/2...
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    Baked Garlic-Lime Chicken Breasts

    1/4 cup fresh lime juice 1/4 cup olive oil 8 to 10 garlic cloves, finely minced Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 8 chicken breast halves with skin and bones In a large zip-lock style plastic bag, combine lime juice, oil, and garlic; season generously with salt and pepper. Add...
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    Chasen's Chili

    1/2 pound dried pinto beans Water 1 (28-ounce) can diced tomatoes in juice 1 large green bell pepper, chopped 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 3 cups onions, coarsely chopped 2 cloves garlic, crushed 1/2 cup parsley, chopped 1/2 cup butter 2 pounds beef chuck, coarsely chopped 1 pound pork...
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    prehistoric shark

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=EfkkdTnyaMU my reaction was this  :blink:    AMAZING!
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    BERRY TASTY MUFFINS: kids/parents bonding-lol

    Prep time: about 40 minutes Ingredients: 1 c. flour 1 c. oatmeal 3 tbsp. sugar 1 tsp. salt 4 tsp. baking powder 1 c. blueberries, washed 1 egg 1 c. milk 1/4 c. vegetable oil nonstick spray Utensils: oven (You'll need help from your adult assistant.) mixing spoon 2 large bowls fork...
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    Pretzels-for AVN parents

    Prep time: about 30 minutes Ingredients: 1 tbsp. yeast 1/2 c. warm water 1 tsp. honey 1 1/3 c. flour 1 tsp. salt Utensils: oven (You'll need help from your adult assistant.) small bowl mixing spoon medium-size bowl cutting board, sprinkled with flour baking sheet, sprayed with...
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    Recipe for kids: for all the avn parents **Ants on a log***

    Edible>>>>I promise you? :razz: Recipe for kids: for all the avn parents Ants on a log Ingredients: 2 celery sticks 6 tbsp. peanut butter 2 tbsp. raisins Utensils: knife (You'll need help from your adult assistant.) Directions: Wash the celery and cut it into pieces (each piece should be...
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    The descent (horror) *Review*

    I give it a 7.5/10 In a remote mountain range, six girlfriends meet for their yearly adventure, a caving trip into the arteries of the earth. The group makes their way through the remote cave system, enjoying the hazardous but beautiful surroundings. Then, deep inside the cave, disaster...
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    ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP

    ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP  1/2 lb. meat loaf mix (ground beef and pork) 2 tsp. dried parsley 1/4 c. grated Parmesan cheese 1/4 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 1 clove garlic, crushed 1/4 tsp. oregano 1/4 tsp. basil 1/4 c. milk Combine the ingredients above. Form small 1/2 inch balls. Drop into boiling...
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    Creamy mashed potatoes

    1 1/2 lbs yukon gold potatoes, peeled and quartered length-wise 1/2 teaspoon salt 4 Tbsp heavy cream 2 Tbsp butter 1 Tbsp milk 2 pieces of garlic Salt and Pepper Chopped up green onions as a garnish (amount depends on preference) 1 Put potatoes into a saucepan. Add 1/2 teaspoon salt. Add water...
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    Gyros

    ingredients 1/2 lb ground lamb 1/2 lb ground beef 2 slices bread, day old and partially dried 2 garlic cloves, chopped fine 2 tablespoons fresh parsley chopped 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon ground fenugreek 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin 1 egg, beaten TZATZIKI SAUCE 2...
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    pita bread

    3 cups flour 1 tablespoon nonfat dry milk powder 6 tablespoons oil 1 tablespoon instant yeast 1-2 teaspoon sugar 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 1/2 cups water 1.Mix yeast, water and sugar. Set aside. 2.In a large bowl, combine flour, dried milk and salt. 3.Pour oil and water and mix well. 4.You...
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    Baba Ghanoush

    This creamy mixture is made with smoky, fire-roasted eggplant, tahini (sesame-seed paste), lemon juice and plenty of minced garlic. Serve with warmed pita wedges or crackers. -1 large eggplant -1/4 cup tahini, plus more as needed -3 cloves garlic, minced -1/4 cup fresh lemon juice, plus...
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    Chick Pea Soup

    -1 whole garlic clove -1 teaspoon rosemary -2 tomatoes -chopped 4 cups dried garbanzo beans rinsed and drained (garbanzos) or 4 (15 ounce) cans chickpeas, rinsed and drained -4 cups water or chicken stock (about) -2 tablespoons baking soda -2 onions, chopped -salt & freshly ground black...
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    Stuffed Grape Leaves (Lebanese version)

    Ingredients 1 cup uncle bens converted rice 1/2 lb ground lamb 3 teaspoons cinnamon 3 teaspoons salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 cup lemon juice 1/2 cup lemon juice, for in pot 3 tablespoons butter 6 cups water, cover over leaves 2 tablespoons olive oil steps 1. Wash & stem fresh grape...
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    Baklawa

    Ingredients 4 cups finely chopped walnuts 2 cups butter or crisco ghee 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup finely chopped pistachios 18 sheets phyllo dough to make the sugar syrup 2 1/2 cups sugar 1 1/2 cups water 1 tablespoon lemon juice To make the sugar syrup: In a pan put the...
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    LEBANESE LENTIL SOUP

    Ingredients: 1 3/4 green/brown lentils 7 cups water 4 beef bouillon cubes 1 medium potato, chopped 2 Tbsp veg. oil 1 onion finely chopper 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 cup fresh cilantro, chopped 1/2 tsp. ground pepper 1 tsp ground cumin 3 Tbsp. lemon juice Directions: -Rinse lentils. In soup pot...
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    Deep Dish Chocolate-Peanut Butter Marshmallow Pizza

    One batch of Chocolate Sugar Cookie Dough 1/4 cup raspberry jam 1/4 cup dark chocolate chips, coarsely chopped 1/4 cup peanut butter chips, coarsely chopped 3 cups mini marshmallows Preheat oven to 350 Lightly coat a 9" springform pan with cooking spray. Break the cookie dough up into chunks...
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    Caramel Custard

    Caramel Custard Ingredients 3/4 cup sugar 4 eggs 1 can sweetened condensed milk 2 tsp. vanilla 1 cup water Instructions Melt sugar on medium heat in a small, heavy pot. Make sure to not burn it. Pour it into your flan mold (you can use a large flan mold, or individual ones), coating...
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    Booshala

    Booshala Yogurt: 1 gallon of milk (Vitamin D or Lowfat) 2 tablespoon plain yogurt Bring milk to a boil and pour into another pot or bowl. Let cool. Once it is lukewarm, stir in the 2 tbls. of plain yogurt. Cover for at least 3 hours, then refrigerate until the next day. Ingredients: 1/2 cup...
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    Kadee

    Kadee Dough: 2 1 oz. packages of yeast 1 tsp. sugar 1/4 cup warm water 5 lbs. flour 7 sticks of butter 2 cans evaporated milk 1 pint regular milk 1 tbls. salt 8 eggs -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Place the contents of the 2 packages of...
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    Potato Chap Patties

    Potato Chap Patties The trick is to make the shell of the disk thin enough (1/8 inch, or 3 mm), yet, not allow any holes to develop. 5 large white potatoes, washed and pealed water 1 tablespoon corn starch 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 pound extra lean ground beef 1 small chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped...
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    Potato Chap in a Pan

    Potato Chap in a Pan This recipe is a shape variety for those who can not make the traditional Potato Chap Patties. 5 large potatoes, washed 1 tablespoon corn starch 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup milk 1/2 pound extra lean ground beef 1 small chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped parsley 1/2 teaspoon Middle...
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    Cabbage Dolma

    Cabbage Dolma 3 lb. rolled rump roast cut in 1/2" pieces Salt & pepper 3 tbsp. basil 2 cups par cooked rice rinsed & drained 1 cup chopped dill 2 diced onions 8 basil leaves cut 3 hot peppers diced 1-cup celery leaves 28 oz. ketchup 1/4 cup real lemon 2 heads small tight cabbage...
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    Learn Assyrian!!!!!! An online program that may be HELPFUL

    http://www.learnassyrian.com/index2.html
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    Assyrian Military Facts

    Assyrian Military Facts In the 8th century B.C., when the entire Assyrian army included 150,000-200,000 men, a combat field army of 50,000 men would be equal to 5 modern American heavy divisions, or 8 Soviet field divisions. When arrayed for battle, a field army occupied an area of 2,500...
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    Stuffed Mushrooms

    Servings: 12 ( Prep Time: 20 minutes, Cook Time: 40 minutes, Ready in 1 hour ) - 12 fresh mushrooms - 1/2 pound ground beef - 1 tablespoon minced onion - 1 clove garlic, minced - 1 tablespoon butter - 1/4 cup bread crumbs - salt and pepper to taste - 1/4 cup heavy cream - 1/4 cup butter, melted...
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    potatoe potluck dish

    Servings: 24 ( Prep Time: 10 minutes, Cook Time: 1 hour, Ready in 1 hour 10 minutes ) - 2 pounds potatoes, diced - 2 teaspoons onion powder - 2 teaspoons minced garlic - 2 cups sour cream - 2 1/2 cups condensed cream of mushroom soup - 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese - 2/3 cup shredded...
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    Chicken pot pie

    Servings: 8 ( Prep Time: 20 minutes, Cook Time: 50 minutes, Ready in 1 hour 10 minutes ) INGREDIENTS - 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cubed - 1 cup sliced carrots - 1 cup frozen green peas - 1/2 cup sliced celery - 1/3 cup butter - 1/3 cup chopped onion - 1/3 cup all-purpose...
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    easy cooking (Mushroom Chicken)

    (Mushroom Chicken) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 small Chickens 1 cup Sliced mushrooms Butter Vegetable oil Vinegar 1 tablespoon Crushed garlic 1 cup Chopped parsley Salt, pepper and cinnamon Add seasoning and flour to the chickens...
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    Scientists Unravel Mystery of Ancient Machine

    http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/scientists-unravel-mystery-of-ancient/20061201182609990013?ncid=NWS00010000000001 ATHENS, Greece (Dec. 1) - Imagine tossing a top-notch laptop into the sea, leaving scientists from a foreign culture to scratch their heads over its corroded remains...
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    Another dream: please interpret

    I had a dream that this guy turned out to have fathered 2-3 kids with another woman.....one of the kids died while it still was a fetus..........anyways in my dream I was really upset and I was on the verge of crying.....on top of that my mother knew about his history and didn't warn me before I...
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    chocolate mousse

    INGREDIENTS 7 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped 7 egg yolks, beaten 2 tablespoons sugar 1 pinch salt 7 egg white 1 1/4 cups heavy cream 1 tablespoon kirschwasser DIRECTIONS Place chocolate in a metal bowl over a pan of simmering water. Stir occasionally until mostly melted, then...
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    True/personal stories about the Assyrian massacre in Turkey

    I don?t know about you guys, but my grandma use to tell me stories about the Assyrian Genocide in Turkey??.How about sharing your stories to remember our brothers and sisters that were lost and massacred in the hands of the Turks. To remember their pain so that this will never be forgotten, even...
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    True/personal stories about the Assyrian massacre in Turkey

    I don?t know about you guys, but my grandma use to tell me stories about the Assyrian Genocide in Turkey??.How about sharing your stories to remember our brothers and sisters that were lost and massacred in the hands of the Turks. To remember their pain so that this will never be forgotten, even...
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    True/personal stories about the Assyrian massacre in Turkey

    I don?t know about you guys, but my grandma use to tell me stories about the Assyrian Genocide in Turkey??.How about sharing your stories to remember our brothers and sisters that were lost and massacred in the hands of the Turks. To remember their pain so that this will never be forgotten, even...
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    Dog lovers

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/469-dog-compilation.htm
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    Ever wondered what Bush was saying

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/470-bush.htm
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    Getting in the spirit of Halloween

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/495-skeleton-prank.htm
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    Happy BIRTHDAY tO our mate: Manuel50

    Manuel50 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY? ? :artist: :artist: :artist: wish all your dreams come true!!!!!!!!!
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    Val is such a bookta!!!!!

    I saw her wedding pictures and no I'm not going to share? :wavetowel: I just want to make every1 else jealous? :razz: she is tall, thin, light in skin color, blonde, oval face and big beautiful eyes......?
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    speaking of dreams

    It was 2-3 days ago that I had a dream of me having a baby  :baby:  my first reaction ay kitma I'm not married and how did it happen (and no I don't mean the process of reproduction  :mrgreen: ) and then I just held the baby/adoring it what does it mean??????       
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    GREAT NEWS!

    North Park University (my school) just started a class called Genocides of 20th Century and guess what???????? ?they will be teaching about the ASSYRIAN GENOCIDE Only problem is getting students to add it? ? It's ONLY offered during the Fall Fall 06-07 MES-3910-01 (0011576) Topics...
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    The Middle East in Prophecy

    http://www.tomorrowsworld.org/cgi-bin/tw/booklets/tw-bk.cgi?category=Booklets1&item=1104355314 I found this to be interesting...
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    I just got

    sick  :baby:  the convention was crowded so I probably caught it from there my throat is killing me      :crazy:
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    parents

    my parents put me down every day..... yanni life is complicated enough and then you have your family who should love you unconditionally and yet they are the ones front in line to breaking you down what issues do they bother you about?
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    Hate my schedule!!!

    NURS-3500-A1 (0010977) Nurs of Childbearing Families 08/28/2006-10/18/2006 Lecture Monday 08:00AM - 10:30AM, Lecture Thursday 08:30AM - 10:30AM, Clinic Tuesday, Wednesday 07:00AM - 01:00PM 2 NURS-4240-01 (0010983) Research Process in Nursing 08/31/2006-12/14/2006 Lecture Thursday 06:30PM -...
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    The girl with X-Ray eyes

    Natasha Demkina , is a young woman from Saransk, Russia, who claims to possess a special vision that allows her to look inside human bodies and see organs and tissues, and thereby make medical diagnoses. Since the age of ten, she has performed readings in Russia. In 2004 she appeared on...
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    I love this song

    A Fever You Can?t Stand by  Panic at the Disco    :wavetowel: :wavetowel: :wavetowel:
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    Miss Universe collapsed

    :giggle: jareh it must be the fact that she starved and dehydrated herself......she had to be carried off   
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    my trip to Detroit (the good and the bad)

    anyways I went for a wedding and I came back mad...........my first day some 2 khmara said a racist comment in an indirect kind of way my parents were registering for a hotel room and this lady in her late 20s realized we were Assyrians ........anyways she was questioning whether to give us a...
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    "your body is your temple" ???????

    "Your body is the Temple of the Holy Ghost, which is in you, which you have of God, and you are not your own." this has always interested me....... personally I don't believe that it's just talking about taking care of your body in terms of health and virginity..........I think it has a...
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    black and white twins

    When Kylie Hodgson gave birth to twin daughters by caesarean section, she was just relieved that they had arrived safely. It was only when the midwife handed them over for her to hold that she noticed the difference between them. Remee, who weighed 5lb 15oz, was blonde and fair skinned. Her...
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    see this part of why Zidane went crazy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1i_l0OeeMc
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    It happened a couple of day ago........

    Ok the craziest thing happened????.every year my brother goes to Indiana to purchase some fireworks because kheena it?s illegal in Illinois????so we were driving somewhere on the Highway and we went under a bridge?.. Anyways it was a sunny day and out of no where I see some sort of fountain...
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    Japanese prank (warning nudity)

    It is so funny......my eyes started to water? :thumbsup:...........wait for the middle and end part http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=17798&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dumpalink.com%2Fmedia%2F1151134062%2FHilarious_Japanese_Pranks what would you do if something like that happened to U?? :ban...
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    crazy: ok this left me bewildered

    http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=1107502172&MyToken=765257a7-f7ad-4c0b-bdf2-b519e05fc138 uh wasn't it obvious
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    Male gets beat up by 3 females

    http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1149759617/Guy_Owned_By_3_Women
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    How to Identify Where A Driver Is From

    1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey. 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston. 5. One hand...
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    My dream: interpret it....an avner was also in it

    It was short or I just can't remember everything, but Atourina and John Cena was in it  :lmao: Have no idea how that can happen (not the dream, but Cena and Atourina together in my dream, but I have an idea why. Well maybe I'm either obsessed with Atourina or I just spend too much time on...
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    anyone up for basketball.....watch this-LOL

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/411-hoop-a-girl.htm http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/422-trampoline-accident.htm slam dunk  :lmao:
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    I'm a day late, but Happy 21 Birthday to

    decorus<>celebrus  :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist:
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    Feeling Old

    My brother just graduated from McCracken Junior high and the graduation took place at Niles North HS...........anyways during the ceremony my 6 yr old brother was about to pee on himself so I took him to the girls bathroom...... And while in the washroom this African American lady asked me if I...
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    garlic(no it's not just used against vampires) :)

    I felt myself getting sick and my throat felt heavy so I ate a clove of garlic......you're probably saying eww, garlic breath.........yes I? had bad breath for a day and my esophagus was burning because of the garlic, but I didn't develop the cold........IT WORKS!!! It might either completely...
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    caution with wearing flip flops & sandals

    Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report. The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at...
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    jumping skills????

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/333-insane-acrobats-and-jumps.htm
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    "pick your nose & eat it"......never thought I'd say that

    Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. He...
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    weird story-lol

    Burglar fell asleep in victim's bed A burglar who downed a bottle of vodka was caught after falling asleep in the king sized bed of one of his victims. Austrian home owner Gerhard Sobor, from Traisen, said: "I walked into the bedroom and found a strange man, fully clothed, snoring away on my...
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    Beauty can be measured

    http://www.beautyanalysis.com/index2_mba.htm The whole thing about beauty is in the eye of the beholder is somewhat an overstatement.......I saw a special on the discovery channel on how beauty can be measured.........the technique used is based on the golden ratio.....believe it or not, there...
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    talk about being brutally honest :) **CLIP**

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/325-honest-shopper.htm
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    teeth

    Just because I'm curious ..............  How many cavities have you had? I'm trying to compare  :blush2:          
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    Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet

    Woman in Norway Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet While Nearby Bar Gets Only Water on Tap OSLO, Norway Mar 13, 2006 (AP)? It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer. Two flights down...
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    LOL Think Before Committing

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/327-think-before-committing.htm :lmao:
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    Red snow falls on Russia

    Russia is red again - after a freak fall of coloured snow on the former communist country. Northern regions of Russia's Maritime territory have been blanketed by a creamy reddish snow caused by a combination of weather patterns. Authorities have been broadcasting non-stop weather bulletins to...
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    Male drivers waste six million hours a year

    LONDON (AFP) - British male drivers waste nearly six million hours a year lost on the road because they are reluctant to ask for directions. Men who are lost wait an average of 20 minutes before giving up and asking for directions, while women only wait 10 minutes before seeking help, according...
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    Md2be & Shushu

    I was looking through someone's online album and? my mom noticed your dad's picture. It turns out that your mom before getting married was next door neighbors with my mom in Iraq........Its a small world after all? :) And you know how Assyrian parents are, they start talking about their lives...
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    check this video out....

    try to watch the whole thing b/c the funny part comes later on http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/319-bikini-prank.htm
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    Bizarre Facts: interesting

    1. China has close to 25% of the world's population. 2. Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890. 3. Cows sweat through their noses. 4. Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day. 5. Despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million...
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    Nipple Pincher Gets Juvenile Detention

    GOLD HILL, Ore. (AP) - A teen who pinched and twisted another boy's nipple while standing in line at a deli has been sentenced to four days in juvenile detention because he refused to write a letter that explained his actions. David Thumler, 16, was convicted of offensive physical touching in...
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    pranks?

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/306-screen-screamer.htm :lmao:
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    Feeling blue

    Do you ever get those days when you feel nothing is going your way and that you have no hope? I'm a nervous/anxious wreck right now........ Hope you guys are feeling better than me   
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    Watch This Video

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/71-killeradvertisement.htm
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    Hospital for the broken-hearted

    A hospital clinic for the broken-hearted has been set up in Germany to give emergency treatment to those who have been dumped. Set up by Munich-based Dr Birgit Delisle, the clinic in the Schwabing Hospital is aimed primarily at love-sick teenagers who do not know how to cope with a broken...
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    occupations or future plans?

    Just curious.......what are your occupations or future jobs and why you chose it? explain what you do or what you're are planning on doing
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    The little children & Jesus (4 those who can read more than 2 sentences)

    People were bringing children and babies to Jesus for him to touch them and pray for them, but the disciples rebuked those who brought them When Jesus saw this he said, "let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belong to such as these. Anyone who...
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    LOL.....check this out

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/223-slide-collection.htm pay attention to the 3rd slide..........I've never seen anything like it  :lmao:
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    crazy question, but kheena I'm bored

    How long can you hold your urine/pee???????  :mrgreen: I can hold it for 8 hrs, as long as I'm not active or laughing
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    Miss Venezuela clothing malfunction (warning graphic R)

    http://www.funny-base.com/videos/27-miss-guarico.html :lmao: any1 had any clothing malfunctions?
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    Bush & what he wants to be when he grows up

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/250-quietagent-superbowl-commercial.htm commercial was banned  :giggle: 
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    Puppies used as drug dealers

    NEW YORK (AP) - Colombian drug dealers turned puppies into couriers by surgically implanting them with packets of heroin, federal authorities said Wednesday. Investigators believe the ring used the dogs, as well as human drug swallowers, to conceal millions of dollars in liquid heroin on...
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    School burglar took maths test

    A burglar broke into a Norwegian grammar school - and solved some maths problems. Nothing was stolen in the raid on a school in Klaebu, reports Aftenposten, quoting Adresseavisen. But the intruder did take on a mathematics test intended for third grade students. And, according to local law...
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    HELP AJ

    Just view his website for a second http://www.onebillionpageviews.com/
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    funny video: 4 those who think they can dance

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/216-little-beyonce.htm
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    look what I got for trying to

    confuse the bank into giving me more assyros than I had :lmao: hey pal, what is ''? You trying to trick me?
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    pic of the week

    classic........... :)
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    Any1 have direct tv in Illinois????? Help ASP

    what channel is the Assyrian show on?? my mom wants it ASP :lol: too many channels to look through so please help
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    Just confirmed: Brad Pitt and Angelina are

    going to have a child this summer (biological child) Report: Angelina Jolie Expecting Baby Jan 11, 6:41 AM EST Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt, according to a report on the People magazine Web site. "Yes, I'm pregnant," the magazine quoted Jolie as telling...
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    meet my cousin:new member

    hey guys, I would just like to introduce a new member to the forum. Her name is boqta and she is all the way from Arizona. You'll love her :friends:
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    12 minors are DEAD, one is in critical condition

    yep.......those liars they said it was a lack off communication :blink:
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    parental discipline?

    Parents ever hit you as a child and would you discipline your kids that way? reasons why you were hit and why U agree or disagree?
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    microphone/phone clip

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/200-what-an-idiot.htm
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    woman blames doctor for letting her be born

    A blind and deaf Australian woman who claims she never should have been born is suing a doctor for a lifetime of suffering in the country's first "wrongful life" suit. Alexia Harriton, 24, is seeking compensation from the doctor who misdiagnosed rubella in the first trimester of her mother's...
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    Baby delivered after 27 years

    Indonesian surgeons have delivered a 27-year-old baby from a middle-aged housewife who had carried the dead body inside her because she was too poor to have it removed, doctors said. A team of 15 doctors operated for three hours to retrieve the 1.6 kg petrified baby from the 54-year-old woman...
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    Cell phone lodged in woman's throat :)

    A Blue Springs woman was taken to a hospital emergency room early today after a cell phone became lodged in her throat. The woman was in an argument with a boyfriend when the incident occurred, said Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. Decker said police were told that the...
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    check this out

    man takes eyeball out :blink: http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/193-eyeballs.htm
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    Just ran across this:disturbing

    The annual remembrance day of Imam Hussein in Iran is celebrated by cutting and beating of human flesh. (Faith Freedom International gallery) "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." ?Blaise Pascal :blink:
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    I'm losing assyros for posting

    what happened :hmmm:
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    I love this......it makes me smile every time

    http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/transitionsdaily/pagefootprints.html
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    best teacher??

    Ana it would have to be my old Jewish English teacher/middle school........I would frown at her, whenever she explained mistakes on papers......................of course she would tell me off...................now that I'm older I really so appreciate her tough teaching..................
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    How long will U live???

    http://channels.netscape.com/atplay/sergames.jsp?id=atplay_lifelinecalc 76 yrs old for me
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    For L33tKevin

    Some info for your future penguins :mrgreen: Fat penguins put on exercise program TOKYO (AP) - It's wintertime and the king penguins at a zoo in northern Japan are putting on weight. But the keepers there have a solution: exercise. Authorities at Asahiyama Zoo are taking the penguins on...
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    Colombians marketing cola with real 'coke' in it

    BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) - A new soft drink made in Colombia may not be cola but it's definitely coca. A Nasa native company in southern Colombia has created a golden, carbonated drink made from coca leaf extract and they plan to market it as an alternative to Coca-Cola. Coca Sek goes on sale...
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    weird

    Flushed Diapers Clogging Sewage Pipes and Causing Smelly, Messy Problems for Some Iowa Residents COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa Dec 15, 2005 ? Diapers are clogging up city sewage lines and causing a smelly, messy problem for some residents. "It's a stinky case," said Mike Sciortino, assistant city...
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    CPR any1???

    I just got my certification....... :angel2: so if any of U guys are choking on a piece of tuna or you're not breathing/no pulse, I'll do an internet CPR on U :clap:
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    funny thing I found online

    Where are you? It's been almost a week, and my hamster Duckie has still not come home, and Im so worried! Duckie sometimes likes to go for long walks on his own, but this is to long! I know Duckie can fight off cats, but he's not good when it comes to big foots, and cars in the street, but I...
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    decorus<>celebrus IS

    my sister so don't get on her bad side................trust me :angel2: I just thought I'd let every1 know...................Bella is the only person that knows
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    Jesus question

    Did Jesus really come to die for our sins???? Can you prove it using Gods' words????
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    Life without religion?

    Can a person live life without religion? What does religion mean to you?
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    Favorite Assy phrase

    -Deee Khoosh makha -Bassa
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    Miss World ahem ahem announcement

    going to be on Sunday on the E channel (well at least in ILL) Don't miss it!!!!
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    Hollywood split

    Nick and Jessica Announce Their Split November 23, 2005 After more than a year of break-up rumors, "Newlyweds" JESSICA SIMPSON and NICK LACHEY have officially decided to call it quits, ET has confirmed. "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to...
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    Any1-Chicago wedding

    wondering if any1 is invited to a wedding this Saturday at Hyatt hotel?????
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    IQ & environment

    Every person has been genetically set with the kind of intelligence they are suppose to have, but the thing that greatly influences it is the environment. Those raised in "enriched environments" score at the top of their reaction range. The reaction range is the set in IQ range......... this...
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    For girls

    I just got highlights/paid $75 and I hate them.................. I swear nobody knows how to put on highlights Paul Grey salon(makes them so light that U can't see them) Unisex salon(how could U have highlights while the roots are showing) For those wondering both R in ILL My sister also got...
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    Read-it will make U feel better:)

    Luke 12:22-34 ?Then Jesus said to his disciples: therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear. Life is more than food, and the body more than clothes. Consider the ravens: they do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn...
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